πνεῦμα

coooooooooooooorvo:

me: lmao i wonder what’ll happen if i light this thing on fire

me: *lights the thing on fire*

*the thing is on fire*

me: incredible

(Source: geeeeeeeeeeeeeeenji, via berbss)

latenights:

If my mouth don’t say it, my face definitely will.

(via silentlikethe-g-inlasagna)

worldsworstfather:

i love it when people say “must you?” both because it makes me feel like i’m in a period drama and because yes, i absolutely must

(Source: hexglyphs, via lavidalaluna)

thatsprettysicknasty:

demon: youre a bitch

me: *starts closing the summoning circle*

demon: wait i gotta tell you some important ancient knowledge

me: *keeps it open*

demon: bitch

(via unshit-yourself)

REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

sweet-sins-and-stuff:

veryrarelystable:

@staff

ILL REBLOG THIS TILL THE DAY I FUCKING DIE @staff

(Source: sunflowerseedsandscience, via yolandainthesky)

susiethemoderator:

gluten-free-pussy:

My Uber driver is blasting Dancing Queen and the whole car smells like weed

5 Stars

(via charmers)

missfortune1977:

just in case I get deleted, you guys can follow me into my basement, where I have a cask of rare vintage Amontillado that you simply MUST try.

(via itsepi)

cockyhorror:

httpdemonics:

cockyhorror:

paper-mario-wiki:

u ever think about how ur skeleton is always wet

I wish I never had but thanks for ruining my life

don ’ t worry ! there will come a time when it ’ s not :)

Thanks! Even worse :)

(via sarcastic-crustacean)

gaspack:

Have YOU hopped out of bed? Is YOUR swag on?

(via perfectlyimperfectgoddesss)